– tfln | @ jyn

1. why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?

2. i just threw up again because I opened my eyes... i resorted to taking the twi'lek dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. not helping.

3. it was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce

4. i had to replace her ruby bliel with red vitamin water. so if she’s alive, you can thank me

5. that isn't the worst part. it got even more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.

6. do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the cantina?

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