[ It's probably Istredd's right? That's clearly whose it has to be - ]
what is a raccoon and why is it in my room
what is a raccoon and why is it in my room
Raccoons are like furry little bandit squirrels that have a mind of their own and cannot be controlled by any force on this or any other planet, so whoever it belongs to, it's probably not their fault and you shouldn't blame them.
Not that I know who that is. It could be anybody. Maybe it's the queen's raccoon. Maybe we should all just stop speculating, I guess we'll never know haha crazy, but anyway, something definitely broke a few minutes ago?
Not that I know who that is. It could be anybody. Maybe it's the queen's raccoon. Maybe we should all just stop speculating, I guess we'll never know haha crazy, but anyway, something definitely broke a few minutes ago?
[ He doesn't know what a squirrel is either! Kriffing sithspit -
Wherever he is, he's doing a hard u-turn back around to his room. ]
right
if they have a mind of their own can't you reason with them and ask them to not break anything else
Wherever he is, he's doing a hard u-turn back around to his room. ]
right
if they have a mind of their own can't you reason with them and ask them to not break anything else
I tried, she's not listening to me. She's kind of feral.
I mean, not that I would know. She just seems feral, from the two seconds that I saw her as an absolute stranger in the hallway we both happened to be walking down before she went into your room. I tried too stop her, there was a whole kung-fu battle, I think lasers were involved, I
I am so sorry.
I mean, not that I would know. She just seems feral, from the two seconds that I saw her as an absolute stranger in the hallway we both happened to be walking down before she went into your room. I tried too stop her, there was a whole kung-fu battle, I think lasers were involved, I
I am so sorry.
any idea how?
i'll keep an eye out for the bike
worse comes to worse we can make another one
he's alright otherwise?
i'll keep an eye out for the bike
worse comes to worse we can make another one
he's alright otherwise?
those can be replaced. he can't.
if the portals are malfunctioning it could be tied to the weather
has that happened before?
if the portals are malfunctioning it could be tied to the weather
has that happened before?
I know.
Not with the portals, as far as I know.
But it feels like this is something that's been slowly building. We had issues with 'rifts' last summer, like portals but they would appear at random and let loose beasts from other worlds that some of us recognized. And a year before that we'd been contacted by gods called the Heralds. They left gifts in our domains, those items have been resurfacing.
Not with the portals, as far as I know.
But it feels like this is something that's been slowly building. We had issues with 'rifts' last summer, like portals but they would appear at random and let loose beasts from other worlds that some of us recognized. And a year before that we'd been contacted by gods called the Heralds. They left gifts in our domains, those items have been resurfacing.
sounds like fun
i thought i read something about that. sparklers?
[ He's still ambivalent about the gods. Realizing magic is real in this world is one thing. Gods are a completely different matter altogether. ]
i thought i read something about that. sparklers?
[ He's still ambivalent about the gods. Realizing magic is real in this world is one thing. Gods are a completely different matter altogether. ]
you too.
[ And then a beat later because he can't help but wonder - ]
what else did they leave you?
[ And then a beat later because he can't help but wonder - ]
what else did they leave you?
and you're sure the raccoon doesn't also have a deep-rooted sense of empathy?
just imagine that there was that much of a pause between messages LMASDKL
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diametrically
2024-04-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
you sound like you have a personal grudge against them
[ And that's when Jack will see him emerge from around the corner...with a basket full of food. ]
Can it be bribed?
[ And that's when Jack will see him emerge from around the corner...with a basket full of food. ]
Can it be bribed?
Grudge is a strong word, it's more like-
( And then, very abruptly, there's Cassian. He tries not to look startled, and immediately forgets what he'd been saying.
His eyes flick from the man to the basket, a look of understanding, and then an enthusiastic nod. )
She absolutely can, yeah. Junk food and shiny things are like her two highest priorities. ( Wait, shit, he's supposed to be maintaining plausible deniability — so he tacks on an unconvincing: ) ...I assume.
( And then, very abruptly, there's Cassian. He tries not to look startled, and immediately forgets what he'd been saying.
His eyes flick from the man to the basket, a look of understanding, and then an enthusiastic nod. )
She absolutely can, yeah. Junk food and shiny things are like her two highest priorities. ( Wait, shit, he's supposed to be maintaining plausible deniability — so he tacks on an unconvincing: ) ...I assume.
[ His long pause had been due to a quick detour through the kitchens and an fast on his feet explanation to the chef about why he was looking for food to bribe a creature. Thankfully they hadn't seemed (too) fazed by the request from a charming man to question it too throughly.
The look in his eyes is clearly a disbelieving one but he'll let it slide. Again. Stepping up to the door and beside Jack he opens up the basket. ]
Will any of this do? I don't have anything shiny.
The look in his eyes is clearly a disbelieving one but he'll let it slide. Again. Stepping up to the door and beside Jack he opens up the basket. ]
Will any of this do? I don't have anything shiny.
no
i don't believe in gods
if they exist in my galaxy they've never done anything to help
do you?
i don't believe in gods
if they exist in my galaxy they've never done anything to help
do you?
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