— inbox | diadem

[diametrically]

Inbox

737 – 9012

Voice — Text

"The person you are trying to reach is unavailable at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone."

Code Source | GIF Credit

Comments

[diametrically]

If I was busy I wouldn't be texting you

[oomfies]

you can be busy but still text me

[diametrically]

Why would I check my phone if I were busy?

[oomfies]

because talking to me is that more fun? ✨️

[diametrically]

That depends on what we're talking about
Why did you want to know if I was awake?

[oomfies]

okkkkkk
so I had some questions like

do you have anything on your windows?

[diametrically]

No
Why?

[oomfies]

don't freak

but i got smth for you

[diametrically]

What is it?

[ And what does it have to do with his windows? ]

[oomfies]

wouldnt YOU like to know

[ Um, actually, yes! That's why he asked, Lottie! ]

you'll find out when you come pick it up

[diametrically]

Yes?
I have to come and get it even though it's for my window?

[oomfies]

yes?
i mean, do you want me to come to you? Lol

i can mail it if you rlyy want

[diametrically]

There's a first time for everything

Are you busy is that why you want me to come to you?

[oomfies]

rude af!!!
suing you for slander

&sorta

[ (No.) ]

your car is just faster ☺️

[diametrically]

Right
Aren't you worried that I'll put whatever it is in the wrong spot?

[ He knows your ways, Lottie. ]

[oomfies]

[ Of course she is, he's a boy. That's why— ]

obvi i'm gonna be there to place it myself

😊

i already have it pictured in my mind
it'll look AMAZING!

[diametrically]

Why am I going to you if you're just coming here after?

[oomfies]

u think i'm talking about your place??

[diametrically]

[ Wait a minute. Please hold as he scrolls up into the text history. ]

Yes??
You said you had something for me.

[oomfies]

cute

lol

if you want me to come over just say so

[diametrically]

[ What is happening. ]

Didn't you say it was going in my window?

[oomfies]

ummmmmm

what ELSE has windows dummy

[diametrically]

[ Give him strength. ]

Why didn't you just say it was for my car?

[oomfies]

it's a SURPRISE lol

what part of surprise don't you understand??

[diametrically]

Telling me that it's for my car isn't ruining the surprise.

[ Except the minute he types it out he stares at his reply before immediately deleting it with the deepest, world weary sigh. ]

So I'm still coming over to get my surprise then?