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[oomfies]

eww! what Lol

[ She is Lowkey Taking Notes. ]

one pair's not good enough for you?
sounds kinda greedyyy ngl

[diametrically]

Don't you have a sensitive nose?
Do you want me to walk around with smelly feet?

[oomfies]

is that u admitting you don't shower? 😳

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You did call me a homeless.

[ Yeah he hasn't forgotten that. ]

[oomfies]

[ Uh— ]

you know i didn't mean that
right?

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Do I?

[oomfies]

i said sorry! :(

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And I forgave you
But I still remember.

[oomfies]

okay

[ A few seconds of pause. ]

you broke into my house

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I apologize for that too

[ What is this bizarre fucking teasing that they're engaging in -- ]

[oomfies]

[ The most bizarre game of chicken known to man— ]

&you tackled my mannequin

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I helped you fix that after we got back from the diner.

[oomfies]

yeah

but her curves will NEVER be the same

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Is this your way of asking me to get you a new one?

[oomfies]

...you know where to buy custom mannequins??

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I can probably find someone who does.

[oomfies]

&i know someone who would SCREAM over that

🎀 wrap?

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I'll come over after work.
Maybe it'll be Santa's gift to you.

🎀 wrap!!

[oomfies]

yesss lmk what's your eta!
&tell santa i'll have cookies and milk ready if he comes throuughhh

xoxo