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[ Blissfully ignorant: ] You sure? I've got a pretty big mouth.

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What does that mean?

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For spreading the word?

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[ ...This guy is as clueless as a happabore on spice. ]

Is "exposure" and a big mouth how you describe what you do?

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You don't have to put quotes around it.

[ THAT MAKES IT LOOK SKETCHY... ]

I'm a musician. You've ever been to the Odd Duck Bistro? I play there.

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Then don't make it sound suspicious.

Can't say I have. I don't really listen to music. What sort of music is it?

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Good music.

[ :-) ]

I play the piano. But I was thinking I could shout you out after a performance. [ In lieu of money. ]

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[ There's an almost amused huff as he stares at the text. Good music feels subjective but that probably goes without saying. ]

Ah. Advertising.

[ There's a long pause as he turns the offer over in his head; on one hand the joolies and extra work wouldn't be the worst thing. Then again, he doesn't really want people knowing who he is. Not on that scale anyway. The thought makes his skin crawl.

It's hard when you're a paranoid man. ]

I appreciate that offer, but I'm shy
What about this? Feel free to tell people by word of mouth if anyone asks you

🎀 until i set up moped a trois log!!!

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Works for me.

[ As long as it gets him a decent discount, he'll spread the word to anyone who speaks to him. ]

I'll send you the location.

Merci, monsieur. Your services are appreciated.