[ Let the record show that he definitely isn't asking her to roleplay Santa - whoever that may be. He sounds rather mythical and Cassian has never quite been able to bring himself to believe in that sort of thing. What he is doing is asking her for her opinion. ]
Good-er? Lottie I don't think that's a word.
[ But that's less of him chastising her and more to do with being amused. ]
[ Her opinion — Santa or not — is still woefully good. Painstakingly so, even if he's doubting how literate she is right now (he isn't— she knows he's teasing, for once). ]
you understood it!! that counts
[ Comes her near sing-song reply. ]
as of right now? you'd probably get like wool socks
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Good-er?
Lottie I don't think that's a word.
[ But that's less of him chastising her and more to do with being amused. ]
What present do I get then?
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you understood it!!
that counts
[ Comes her near sing-song reply. ]
as of right now?
you'd probably get like
wool socks
1/2
You know what I could always use more socks.
2/2
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[ She is Lowkey Taking Notes. ]
one pair's not good enough for you?
sounds kinda greedyyy ngl
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Do you want me to walk around with smelly feet?
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[ Yeah he hasn't forgotten that. ]
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you know i didn't mean that
right?
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But I still remember.
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[ A few seconds of pause. ]
you broke into my house
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[ What is this bizarre fucking teasing that they're engaging in -- ]
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&you tackled my mannequin
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but her curves will NEVER be the same
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🎀 wrap?
Maybe it'll be Santa's gift to you.
🎀 wrap!!
&tell santa i'll have cookies and milk ready if he comes throuughhh
xoxo