[ Her opinion — Santa or not — is still woefully good. Painstakingly so, even if he's doubting how literate she is right now (he isn't— she knows he's teasing, for once). ]
you understood it!! that counts
[ Comes her near sing-song reply. ]
as of right now? you'd probably get like wool socks
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you understood it!!
that counts
[ Comes her near sing-song reply. ]
as of right now?
you'd probably get like
wool socks
1/2
You know what I could always use more socks.
2/2
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[ She is Lowkey Taking Notes. ]
one pair's not good enough for you?
sounds kinda greedyyy ngl
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Do you want me to walk around with smelly feet?
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[ Yeah he hasn't forgotten that. ]
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you know i didn't mean that
right?
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But I still remember.
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[ A few seconds of pause. ]
you broke into my house
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[ What is this bizarre fucking teasing that they're engaging in -- ]
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&you tackled my mannequin
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but her curves will NEVER be the same
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🎀 wrap?
Maybe it'll be Santa's gift to you.
🎀 wrap!!
&tell santa i'll have cookies and milk ready if he comes throuughhh
xoxo