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Cassian Andor ([personal profile] diametrically) wrote2025-06-06 11:10 am
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
IM not santa
me knowing doesnt change anything lol

r u telling me you havent done one good thing this whole year??
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-07 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is she roleplaying as Santa? Weird.. But she bites, takes some time to actually think it over. Quickly, she realizes, the answer is always a yes with Cassian. He's been startlingly good ever since they met. He helped her stranded on the side of the road without even knowing her— he set herself on fire. He even texts her back at odd hours of the day.

It sort of makes her feel bad, the amount of times she hasn't paid it back, his kindness, the feel good companionship he so readily gives her. Which— is the opposite of what she should be feeling (sappy, grateful). There's a reason she texted him!! ]


...i think you can be good-er 👀
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her opinion — Santa or not — is still woefully good. Painstakingly so, even if he's doubting how literate she is right now (he isn't— she knows he's teasing, for once). ]

you understood it!!
that counts


[ Comes her near sing-song reply. ]

as of right now?
you'd probably get like
wool socks
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-09 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
eww! what Lol

[ She is Lowkey Taking Notes. ]

one pair's not good enough for you?
sounds kinda greedyyy ngl
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
is that u admitting you don't shower? 😳
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-11 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Uh— ]

you know i didn't mean that
right?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-14 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i said sorry! :(
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
okay

[ A few seconds of pause. ]

you broke into my house
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-16 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ The most bizarre game of chicken known to man— ]

&you tackled my mannequin
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-16 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

but her curves will NEVER be the same
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-18 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...you know where to buy custom mannequins??
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[personal profile] oomfies 2025-12-20 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
&i know someone who would SCREAM over that

🎀 wrap!!

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